I would kms if I couldn’t have kids
Like that’s the one thing in life I’m meant to do

python57:

annefranksgasmask changed my life

burghers:

where do i apply to become a goddess 

tomlinsen:

this was like two years ago

but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly

one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was

“MY CEREAL!!!”

(Source: lordpayne)

are-you-seduced-yet:

[VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON A DAILY BASIS]