this man has become a living parody of himself
women: being a woman is hard
men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman
WE FOUND THIS IN THE CEMETERY
Genocide is defined by the United Nations Convention on the Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide as “any of the following acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial or religious group, as such: killing members of the group; causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group; deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part; imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group; [and] forcibly transferring children of the group to another group.”
shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with
this is the greatest video of all time
Remember that watermelon crushing thigh cartoon recently? Well after just watching an episode of Stan Lee’s Superhuman’s that shit is real.
Now, to give you an example the force required to crush the average watermelon is around 320 pounds as seen below:
But with using only the power of her god like thighs this is the result:
And this is why Thick thighs are fucking glorious.
thick thighs crush skulls
She can kill me
the fact that white people are cosigning this is driving me insane
this is so gross I just threw up in my mouth a little
what the fuck
Not paying bills
"But it’s very strange. Cause this is the first time I’ve ever seen a law change because the government was just like, ‘*sigh*… fine’."
Mulaney: An Opening Act Preview Special | (x)
Just reblog this and like it. One like and reblog only.
You don’t gotta follow me but go ahead if you want to.
Here’s my proof